Rail Trip 17th to 20th August 2026
Monday
By train to Ludlow. All three trains ran on time which might
be a first. My forward facing reserved seat on GWR from Reading to
Newport (South Wales) turned out to be neither forward facing nor indeed
reserved. Fortunately the train wasn’t too busy. Lots of people waiting
at Newport on the station platform, I hope they’re not all getting on
the train to Ludlow. OK, just stand around the door to the toilets and
pile your luggage against it then dickheads. No trouble getting a seat
on the train in the end. Transport For Wales having all the announcements in Welsh
then repeated in English makes for double the noise pollution.
Wedi sylwi. Wedi sôn. Wedi setlo.
The slightly bewildered looking man across the aisle had a
transparent G4S branded backpack and was travelling on a Rail Warrant. I
guessed he was just out of gaol. I was right. His welcome back to the
world outside included being unable to buy a coffee from the
refreshments trolley because “it’s card only, we don’t take cash for
security reasons”. I suspect that excuse isn’t strictly true. Also in a
world where cash may not be accepted should perhaps the prison service
provide part of the discharge grant on a pre-loaded card rather than
just an envelope of cash? I stepped off the train at Ludlow to find that
although it was a little cooler it was still very humid.
It wasn’t far
to the Feathers Hotel but the last bit was
uphill.
The Feathers is very old and a bit of a labyrinth inside, very
characterful but you feel like you should leave a trail of chalk marks
to find your way back out from your room. It was a nice room mind you,
with a fine view of the car park and a good selection of teabags. I
unpacked and chilled for a bit then set out to explore Ludlow and find
some food.
Ludlow is very photogenic. There are so many half timbered
buildings, including the Feathers Hotel which has an ornate frontage
constructed in 1619 over an earlier core building - which explains the higgledy-piggledy nature of the interior. There are narrow streets with Tudor buildings,
also wide streets with Georgian fronted buildings, and a wide market
place in front of a Norman castle. In the centre of town it would be
easier to count the buildings which don’t have blue plaques
provided by the Ludlow Civic Society! Ludlow contains more than 420
listed buildings, nine of them Grade I and 25 of them Grade II*
It is also quite hilly, especially if you walk down to the River Teme
and back as I did. There’s a nice walk along the far side of the river
between Dinham Bridge and Ludford Bridge with views of the castle and
town. Just enough distance to build up an appetite.
I dined at Pietro Lounge, a modern cafe bar located on
the Market Place in what used to be The George pub. A pint of Henry
Weston’s Vintage Cider and a very tasty Nasi Goreng set me back £15.40
and though it did not occur to me at the time I think maybe they forgot
to charge for the cider. Maybe it was some happy hour deal, I was
certainly happy 😀.
I went to walk some of it off around the outside of
Ludlow Castle and then through the streets and little lanes of Ludlow. I
stopped for a hydration break at the Church Inn and sat in the beer
garden which is actually part of St. Laurence’s churchyard. This proved
to be a bit of an error. The church bells immediately commenced with a
bloody loud and largely tuneless peal. It was lovely when they stopped.
Trouble is after a pause they started again. And again. And again. I
don’t know if they were ringing them or throwing them down the stairs
and carrying them back up again - hence the pauses. I retreated to my room
at the Feathers and slept like the proverbial log.
Tuesday
On Tuesday morning I spent a couple of hours exploring Ludlow Castle. £10 admission is very reasonable these days
considering there’s quite a lot of castle here. There are a lot of
ruined nooks and crannies to explore, also many uneven steps. Ninety-six
of these will take you to the very top of the Great Tower where you can
see a lot of Shropshire because obviously that’s why the Norman
occupiers built it here.
Judging by the number of dismembered pigeons scattered about the
castle I don’t think that the local raptors are going hungry. A round
tower stands isolated in the middle of the bailey, the Chapel of St Mary
Magdalene, the ground floor of which is set out with rows of chairs
beneath a wooden roof. Nearly every woman who walked in said “Oh look
you can get married here!” Which caused some worried expressions on the
faces of some of the men 😁
Despite the proliferation of uneven surfaces it was on a wide level
modern set of stairs that a little old lady went down like a sack of
hammers, first drawing a small crowd and then much running back and
forth by the castle staff. She stayed down for a worrying amount of time
but eventually was able to sit up at least. An ambulance was sent
for 😟
I completed a couple of circuits of the castle ruins and then sat on
a bench between the castle and the market. You could tell that it was
lunchtime even with your eyes closed from the number of folk with
pungent takeaways. I noticed that Ludlow is very well provided for when
it comes to benches to sit on, other towns should take note. An
ambulance arrived at the castle, I estimate that it must have been about
an hour since the fall down the steps.
I walked down to Mill Gate and the adjacent weir on the River Teme
then back up into the town centre. Looking around inside St. Laurence’s church I found that they have the mechanism for a carillon on display
although since 1989 a computer controlled electro-mechanical version has
been used instead. I assume that wasn’t what was ringing the bells last
night unless the computer had crashed.
What else to do on a Tuesday afternoon in Ludlow. All that walking
around had made me thirsty. I found the Rose and Crown tucked away in a courtyard between the cheese shop and the pottery shop
in Church Street. A Joule’s Brewery pub, not familiar to me so having
tried a pint of very nice Blonde at only £3.90 I decided it would be
remiss of me not to try the Pale as well (£3.80). From my window seat
overlooking the courtyard I watched several groups stop and look at the
pub, and a couple of times they came through the door, looked around,
and then walked out again. I’m not sure what they were expecting to
find. Not a traditional wood panelled pub interior with a large range of
drinks obviously. I resisted the temptation of a third pint, went back
to my room at the Feathers to chill and read for a bit until it was time
for dinner again. Since it had been good before I went to the Pietro
Lounge once more, I can recommend the Mediterranean grill washed down with a
pint of Murphy’s if you're hungry.
After dinner I walked down Linney and across the fields to Burway,
crossing the River Corve first on a footbridge in the fields then again
at Corve Bridge and back up Corve Street past more half-timbered
buildings, almshouses, the cemetery, and Tesco to The Feathers where I
retired to my room to watch YouTube. Using the Pipe Pipe app because I’m
not a masochist.
Around midnight there was an unfamiliar sound drifting in through the
window from outside. It was actually raining.
Wednesday
I had time to kill after checking out of hotel so got a Tesco
sandwich and had a last wander around Ludlow. I went through the
cemetery and up Linney, which was much harder than it had been walking
down it. The sun was out, last night’s rain had dried, it was still
humid. My phone said "20 degrees, feels like 25, 67% humidity". I returned
to the station in good time to catch the train to Hereford.
The train was showing as “delayed due to overcrowding”! This did not
bode well.
When it eventually arrived it wasn’t actually crowded. Also it was a
real train with a locomotive 67 010 at the front drawing 5 carriages!
Alas the sort of carriages with sod all legroom between the seats so
just as well it was only a 25 minute journey.
I arrived in the ’ford. I’ve not been back since I think 2014.
They’ve had the builders in, I stepped out of the station and didn’t
recognise anything.
I killed time before I could check in to The Green Dragon hotel
sitting by Elgar and his bike trying to book something on the Open House
London site. Failed, by the time the site loaded what I wanted to visit
(BT Tower) was fully booked 😡 By the way Elgar is the only cyclist in
Hereford who obeys the signs saying to dismount when passing through
Cathedral Green.
At The Green Dragon. Quickest check in ever, key issued (actual real key) and in my room
in about a minute from walking through the front door. So all the
multiple emails saying check in online (having first registered an
account on a third party website? - no thanks) to “save time” was
bollocks. Single room, recently decorated. Ideal for an overnight stay.
It must be over 20 years since I last stayed here, I had a bigger room
then but my little brother was the manager at the time.
The new shopping development on the old Cattle Market site has
hollowed out the city centre a bit as I expected when I came here not
long after it opened. Many empty shops now, my former go to cafe, The
Matabeau, is long gone. Plenty of barbers and nail/eyebrow bars of
course. Money has to be laundered somewhere.
Food service seems to stop at 3pm in the pubs in Hereford - again the
Cattle Market development has the usual chain restaurants present. Co-incidence? The
Imperial had no cask ales on either, what is the world coming to? I gave up and I
resorted to a quick Burger King before walking to the concert venue, The Courtyard Theatre, or rather the big tent surrounded by people in hi-vis
in the car park behind the Courtyard Theatre. This trip away initially
started off as just a plan to come to Hereford to see Elkie Brooks in
concert, I expanded it to include Ludlow afterwards. Ticket scanned and
passed through the cordon of tabard-wearing stewards with a little more
than an hour before the show start time. The Stowford Press was £5 a can
and if you wanted a re-useable plastic “tankard” they’d be happy sell
you one. I observed that it was mostly only the women who felt the need
for a glass.
Elkie Brooks is amazing live. What a voice and a talent that she’s
been honing longer than I’ve been alive. Lots of classics were performed
especially from the Pearls album. But also covers including
Jimi Hendrix (with an anecdote about him chatting her up in the
Speakeasy club in London), Prince (Purple Rain), and Rag’n’Bone Man
(Human). Elkie can hold a note for a very long time. Also there was more
jumping about on stage (in heels!) than you might expect of an
eighty-one year old. The crowd went wild, or as wild as a big tent full
of geriatrics gets. My advice would be if you get the opportunity to see Elkie Brooks live grab it while you still can, you won’t regret it.
After a couple of very enjoyable hours we were discharged through the
waiting “chuggers” into a night which was much cooler but not quite
chilly. I considered going to see if the Black Lion was still open but
in the end settled for another Stowford Press in the hotel bar.
I was woken in the night by some machine, possibly an a/c unit on
another building being very loud and then again later by loud dripping
water sounds outside somewhere echoing in the space between the hotel
and the adjacent building. I had to close the window in the end, not
ideal.
Thursday
I got up, checked the trains. Oh dear. I went to the station and got
the 1036 to Newport which actually arrived in Hereford at 1150 and
reached Newport at 1236. If I’d waited for the 1208 as originally
planned no way would I have made my 1304 connection.
From Newport to Reading I had a seat reservation again, carriage H
seat 09. The train arrived, it comprised carriages A to E. GWR is a
bloody joke.
I had 6 minutes scheduled for the connection at Reading, if I missed
it I’d be hanging around for an hour at least. I came off the train from
Newport like Mick The Miller out of the traps. Made the connection with
a couple of minutes to spare. The Giant Suitcase Cult were much in
evidence on the train home, making their way to the temple at Gatwick. A
woman with two large suitcases she couldn't control, couldn’t find anywhere to
stow, and was trying to manoeuvre without her phone leaving her hand.
Must be the high priestess. Or a blithering idiot 🙄
Home at last and I didn’t even get wet walking back from the
station 😀
Lots of photos on Flickr, mostly of Ludlow. Opens in a
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